Homeless People and Cities

The shit I'm going to lay down right now will be so heavy and controversial that if your mind isn't coated with endurance you'll end up crapping your insides out. I'm not joking around, I showed my friend Sammy Diaz the rough draft of this post and his insides came out of his ass faster than a strawberry sunday. So now that I got the pansies to stop reading lets continue with this post because my scented bubble bath can't wait all day.

The world is all kinds of fucked up right now. We got wars left and right, differences in opinions leading to death, brothas hatin on brothas, and girls thinking it's alright to poop in a cup and eat it. Sure you can blame the Government, the newer generations, or even those damn video games, but that shit got nothing on all the suffering. I've been researching for eight miserable years and have come to a conclusion that our biggest problem in this cruel cruel sphere are the stinky uglies we call the homeless. Homeless people (also referred to as hobos, bums, and gargonzies) live on our streets and pollute this world with their filth. Those gargonzies are so lazy that they don't even take showers or brush their teeth. They just lay on the ground and ask us normal, civilized people for change. "First of all buddy there has been change because Barack Obama is now President. DUH! Secondly buddy why don't you shut up and get a job. Thirdly buddy why don't you stop stinking and get some educashon. Fourthly buddy...YOU AIN'T MY BUDDY!" I just blew that bum's mind into bits.

Now you may ask yourself, "if he's bashing the homeless so hard and real how is this combination going to be perfect?" I'll just respond saying, "shut up tinkle toes and keep reading or your lights will be punched out!" Sure the homeless suck great stew balls but it is a known fact that some homeless started off their lives just like us. This means that no matter who you are there's still a chance that you someday can become a gargonzy, unless your Fankie Muniz who's too talented to let that ever happen. Lets just say you have an addiction to coke, weed, and booze and after you drink your coke, cut those damn weeds in your yard, and stop booing performances you become dead broke. What do you do when your at this state you fucking hobo? Well what does every homeless stink bomb do? They live their lives in the CCCCCCCIIIIIIITTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Yes the city life is the less shitty life for the homeless. In the Big Apple or all the other apples those bums have it all set. If they ever feel like a good alcoholic beverage or a smoky smoke all they have to do is sit down and say "change" and then some poindexture will hand them some wiggidy change. I'd love to give them change because I'm a nice guy but Raptor takes it during recess every day. But jokes on him because I put my change in my cats butt before he takes it so he gets cat butt on his hands. The second best thing about the city is that there's shelter everywhere so when it rains those bastards can stay under some big ole building and be as dry as a jack rabbit on a tuesday. What's great about people who don't finish eating their dinner, especially their vegetables, is that there's always someone in their trash doing that for them and in the city there are like fifty trillion billion trash cans full of gross broccoli. Where else can you get food, money, and shelter all in one alley way. There are also lovely benches for them to take nippy naps on. If I become homeless from wasting all my money of X-Men Pogs I'd totally find myself a fine city and let my balls hang out all day. Sure this combination isn't so perfect for those who hate the homeless and live in a city but my combinations can favor some over the other. In the right perspective this combination is perfecto and if you find yourself on the streets with no home and a fork in your ass you'll thank me for the advise of hitting up the city life and letting your balls hang out like there's no tomorrow.